Coulson had decided to take the roads less traveled. Or, rather, the doors less entered. The door he chose was a little bumpy in a strange way. He opened the door, stepped inside, and immediately had several peanuts drop on his head. He held his hand up to shield his eyes so he could see what else was happening. A short distance away, there was a pond that, upon closer investigation, was actually made of shrimp. And as he ventured further, he ended up in a swarm of bees. In order to escape the bees, Coulson dove into the shrimp pond.

It wasn't until the milk geyser erupted - scaring off the bees and giving Coulson an opportunity to escape back to the door - that he figured out what the goofy theme was. And suddenly, he was very glad that he didn't have any of those allergies. Because that could have been a fatal experience.

[OOC: Partial credit goes to throughaphase. The rest goes to my poor, addled mind. Open to camps 2 and 3!]