"And, for as glad as I am to have gained certain insights into the experiences of Fandomites past, I can honestly say I could've gone without finding out that half the people I care about here have been attacked by vampires since Tuesday."

Vampire issues. Yep.

"The sooner we figure out how to get out of here and back to our own bloody version of the island, the better. In the meantime... I suppose we make do."