"Oh, wow! I guess you're the gal to team up with, then!"

Anyone who had spoken to April even once before could tell that she was full of shit -- she just didn't sound anything like her normal self. But the truth was that she was really doing an excellent impression of a scared, clingy person trying to see a bright side.

Who had a bit of a Southern accent for some reason. Whatever.

"That's about all I've heard, though," she added. "Have you heard of anythin' we might find in here?"