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Kaidan Alenko ([personal profile] not_a_whiner) wrote in [community profile] fh_dungeon2013-04-12 10:18 am
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Dungeon Residential Camps, Somewhere, Friday

A strong wind tore through the hallways. Inside the camps, it was only audible: no breeze flicked into the large chambers themselves. Outside them, though, torches would flicker on and off on their own whim, exposing the dungeon's residents to errant grues.

There was something to be celebrated, though: when the maze shifted overnight, its paths crossed and connected all three camps. Time for a reunion.

[ camp one | camp two | camp three | ooc as of yesterday, everyone in camp 1 is free to assume they know about the first key and the vault. ]
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Re: Camp One - Alcoves

[identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com 2013-04-13 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Jessica was taking it easy for a while. She'd been out exploring, day after day after day, and all she had to show for it were an argyle sweater vest, bounty hunter pants, a blaster (and she didn't even use blasters), and a view of a vampire-killed Peter Parker.

So excuse her if she was quiet and sulked a little bit about how none of this was turning out right. Shouldn't this have been over already, anyway?
arsenicmauls: (conv: sigh plebe)

Re: Camp One - Alcoves

[personal profile] arsenicmauls 2013-04-13 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
"You seem about as happy as I am," Gert observed, taking a seat near Jessica. "Any chance some really stale Fritos would help?"

They were not helping her mood, so she didn't expect miracles.

Re: Camp One - Alcoves

[identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com 2013-04-13 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
"Can they get us back to Fandom right now?" Jessica asked. "Because if not, I think I'll pass. No offense."
arsenicmauls: (neu: flopping)

Re: Camp One - Alcoves

[personal profile] arsenicmauls 2013-04-13 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
"None taken," Gert assured her. "They'd be a pretty crappy teleportation method if eating them did get people back to Fandom, though. Like how many people are going to want this bag of chips that, judging by the label, was clearly made in the seventies or eighties?"

Re: Camp One - Alcoves

[identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com 2013-04-13 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
"When you said 'stale,' I didn't think you meant 'a lot older than us,'" Jessica said. Okay, technically, she was two. But shut up. She was talking about her assumed age. "But depending on how hungry people are, I could see them going for it."
arsenicmauls: (neu: this is my resting face (pb))

Re: Camp One - Alcoves

[personal profile] arsenicmauls 2013-04-13 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, maybe Gert was exaggerating and they weren't quite that old. Definitely older than Jessica, though. Because most things were.

"...That's kind of gross," Gert concluded, eyeing the bag with new suspicion. "And actually, so is the idea of teleportation food and whatever biological processes would go along with that. Sorry for this conversation."

Re: Camp One - Alcoves

[identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com 2013-04-13 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm sure the Asgardians have something or other like that already," Jessica said. "But that's magic. I don't think biological processes get mixed up with magic food very often. At least, I hope not," Jessica said.
arsenicmauls: (conv: now now we know better (pb))

Re: Camp One - Alcoves

[personal profile] arsenicmauls 2013-04-13 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
"Remind me not to ask Loki about that," Gert said. "Just in case."

Because he'd just troll to make it extra-gross, probably.

"Apart from this increasingly gross discussion, how are you doing?"

Re: Camp One - Alcoves

[identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com 2013-04-13 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, I'm wearing neon bowling shoes, an argyle sweatervest, and somebody else's pants. And all that is the bright side of the past few days," Jessica said. "So I guess the answer is, 'could be worse.' Oh, I also still have my sense of humor, which helps. How about you? Holding up okay?"
arsenicmauls: (neu: and this is why im the brains (pb))

Re: Camp One - Alcoves

[personal profile] arsenicmauls 2013-04-13 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
"I found dinosaurs today and that didn't suck," Gert shrugged. "It's weird that that's comforting."

It really, really was.

"Guess I've gotta go with the 'could be worse' angle, too."

Re: Camp One - Alcoves

[identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com 2013-04-13 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, we live weird lives," Jessica said. "So it's natural that's where the comforting stuff is."

"Of course, that's also why we get into stuff like this. You take the good, you take the bad."
arsenicmauls: (pos: self-satisfied (pb))

Re: Camp One - Alcoves

[personal profile] arsenicmauls 2013-04-13 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
That was pretty wise advice, Jess. "Well, someone's been trapped in an evil dungeon with fifty of her peers before," Gert joked.

Re: Camp One - Alcoves

[identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com 2013-04-13 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
"I know this is going to sound crazy, but I'm actually new to this," Jessica confessed. "Scoff if you must, but it's true."
arsenicmauls: (badass: i know what im doing (pb))

Re: Camp One - Alcoves

[personal profile] arsenicmauls 2013-04-13 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
"Couldn't even tell," Gert assured her. "You seem like a pro."
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