The Vault, Somewhere, Sunday Morning
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fh_dungeonThe vault door stood large and broad in the hallway - so large and broad that it was as if the corridor itself had had to grow several sizes to accommodate it. It was a dark red, and its surface was almost completely smooth but for the slots where three keys would fit.
It exuded quiet menace.
[hold on for the ocd up! ]
It exuded quiet menace.
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Re: Surprise!
Date: 2013-04-14 07:37 pm (UTC)"Which ball? There are, like, a million balls! And they're all shaped like evil death spider robots!"
Re: Surprise!
Date: 2013-04-14 07:38 pm (UTC)"Well, keep an eye on all of 'em!"
Re: Surprise!
Date: 2013-04-14 07:42 pm (UTC)Re: Surprise!
Date: 2013-04-14 07:45 pm (UTC)"Dude, this is a whole new level of freakin' weird for me," Dean assured him. "It's like being in some messed up comic book."
Re: Surprise!
Date: 2013-04-14 07:54 pm (UTC)Re: Surprise!
Date: 2013-04-14 07:57 pm (UTC)Dean ducked down, only coming back up once it had been stabbed into submission. And then he just gave Priestly a look.
Re: Surprise!
Date: 2013-04-14 07:59 pm (UTC)"What? You try aiming with a freaking tail."
Re: Surprise!
Date: 2013-04-14 08:02 pm (UTC)"Try hitting them to the other side, okay?" he snapped instead of addressing the tail thing again.
Re: Surprise!
Date: 2013-04-14 08:11 pm (UTC)"I dunno, man, you're the one with the freaking machete. Maybe we should work together on this."
Re: Surprise!
Date: 2013-04-14 08:14 pm (UTC)Dean shrugged, stabbing down into one of the spiders that got a little too close. "Pick 'em off one by one then," he said, yanking the blade out. "And warn a guy before sending them over."
Re: Surprise!
Date: 2013-04-14 08:16 pm (UTC)You know how sometimes cats and dogs don't seem to be entirely in control of their own tails?
Yeah.
Re: Surprise!
Date: 2013-04-14 08:23 pm (UTC)Re: Surprise!
Date: 2013-04-14 08:36 pm (UTC)Re: Surprise!
Date: 2013-04-14 08:41 pm (UTC)"I'm fine," Dean grumbled, pulling himself up with help from the machete. Because this was his new best friend.
Just wait until he ended up in purgatory, Priestly. Huge fan of blades.
Re: Surprise!
Date: 2013-04-14 08:49 pm (UTC)Priestly swept his tail back and forth, trying to make sure the spiders didn't swarm Dean while he was getting up. "If this were a comic book," he said. "We'd get rid of these things by taking out the giant, master robot spider of death."
Re: Surprise!
Date: 2013-04-14 08:51 pm (UTC)"...is there one?" Dean, no!
Re: Surprise!
Date: 2013-04-14 08:53 pm (UTC)Re: Surprise!
Date: 2013-04-14 08:55 pm (UTC)Re: Surprise!
Date: 2013-04-14 09:01 pm (UTC)Or that might just be him. He was still running on some blood-loss from the arrow, yesterday.
Re: Surprise!
Date: 2013-04-14 09:02 pm (UTC)"That's how it works."
Re: Surprise!
Date: 2013-04-14 09:10 pm (UTC)"Seriously, dude. Way to calm about this. I'd almost say you must've done one of the Fandom weeks of horror before."
Re: Surprise!
Date: 2013-04-14 09:13 pm (UTC)Re: Surprise!
Date: 2013-04-14 09:15 pm (UTC)Yeah, he didn't know who "them" was, but he was pretty paranoid these days about tempting fate.